SLAP! My face hits the ground causing huge rubling sound like an earthquake. I am sudden to get up, ready to quarrel. Just then, I realize that my wife had just slapped me. like a lightining bolt, im shocked, surprised that the love of my life would do something of such nature.

"let me show you what im talking about when I talk about the mac attack" I tell my buddy as we stroll through the streets of downtown columbus. "Im going to get this girl's number right here, just watch" As the very beautiful girl walks closer and closer, i prepare to bust out the mac attack. With each step , i feel an added sense of urgancy flowing though my body like an electric shock! I start to make my move as I seductively wink at the girl walking past. "ewwwwwwwwwwww" says the girl. All of my dreams cruched, with one long and idiodic sounding word.