As I wake up one morning, I feel a sudden urge to ball so hard. So I get out of my Squishy and soft temperpidic bed and make an amazing seafood breakfast for me and my family. My mother, which i refer to as jay, walks down and suddenly yells "that shit cray", and I respond with a yell "aint it jay?!" The look on her faced turned from a morning morn to an excited expression. My mother was so excited about the breakfast that she decided to buy me a mouse! I was filled with an exuberant feeling that over powered me. I had always wanted a pet mouse! I forgot about the delicous breakfast that was sitting on the table and rushed outside to ball with my mouse. He balled so hard mutha fuckas wanna find me. Soon everyone heard of my amazing mouse and gave me offers of up to a million dollars to sell it. But i was already too attached. We were the best of friends until suddenly out of the sky an eagle came and snatched my mouse from me! I ran after the eagle, chasing it through backyards and roads but eventually he went out of sight.  I looked around frantically as i realized i no longer knew where i was or how to get home.  I walked into the nearest building which was a chase bank to ask for directions.  After waiting in line it was finally my turn when there was a massive explosion followed by a man in a mask yelling " nobody move this is a robbery". 
     He was dressed in all black spandex, wich was obivously not a good look for the guy. he fired his gun into the air and shouted everybody get down on the ground! Get-get-down on the ground! everyone did just what he said and got down on the ground, that is everyone besides me! I wasnt a coward I i sure as heck wasnt about to get my fancey new cowboy outfitt dirty! so that man said what is it young whiper-snapper? you want to frezze or get down on the ground? and I didnt so he through sand on me
 He had a spain accent.
 He had a spain accent. He even spelled of pineapples. As we walked pass me.  He walked pass everybody and said put all cellphone pagers and and elvertonic devise in this bag. My buzzed. I think he heard it because he walked over to me "put it in the bag" he said. I out my phone in the bag and he walked away.